Hump Day Video: Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag

She is such a train wreck but I have to admit this is funny.

Ciao! xoxo

~Dissolved Girl

Yearbook Yourself

I was having too much fun with this site this morning......

1992:

By far my favorite one.

1960:

You know, I may have actually looked like this if I was a teen in those days. LOL

1994:

I had to do this one! Look at those door knockers!! I went to school in the Bronx and most of the Puerto Rican girls looked like this. hahahahahahaha......

Want to try it out? Go and Yearbook Yourself. If you do it post a link in the comments section so I can see it too.

Ciao! xoxo

~Dissolved Girl

Walk of Shame no more!

So I was snooping around the internet looking for a video and in my search I found this: Walk of Shame Kit . Of course I was instantly in a fit of giggles.

So what is in this kit?

1) Dress - so you can change out of your club clothes
2) Flip flops - so you do not have to put back on your shoes
3) Backpack - to carry everything in
4) Sunglasses - to hide the red/drunken/messed you make-up eyes or shield from the sun for that massive hangover
5) Pre-Pasted toothbrush - No stank breath
6) Wipes - to take off that make-up
7) Call/Don’t Call leave behind note card - I think this is fantastic!
8) Awareness bracelet - A portion of the proceeds of the kit goes towards breast cancer foundation



What are they going to come up with next? Any guesses?

Ciao! xoxo

~Dissolved Girl

Dear Prudence, It's a Jungle Down There

I know I said I was going to take a break for the week (see I could not stay away). BUT I just had to post this article for you guys to read. Thanks to Debonair Debacles, I have started reading the Dear Prudence article from Slate. Well today I got my weekly article delivered to my inbox and when I saw the subject line "It's a Jungle Down There" I knew it was going to be good. Sure enough, I was not disappointed. It had me spraying the water that I was drinking all over my monitor because of the uncontrolable laughter.

Dear Prudence,
Last fall, I met a terrific woman from the Mediterranean who may be "the one." She's beautiful and has a great body that she likes to show off, but she is also very hairy. She never shaved back home, and having now been steeped in years of women's studies in the United States, she has become militant about not conforming to the ideal of hairless womanhood. She can't wait to spend lots of time at my parents' beach house this summer. She has bought a tiny bikini that she plans on wearing, so lots of her pubic hair is guaranteed to be on display. My mom and dad are going to faint. Hair in the armpits? European. Hair on the legs? Granola. But pubic hair all over the place? I've told her she may want to "trim up a bit," but she refuses. What to do, besides hide her from my mom and dad?

—Hairified

Dear Hairified,
If she feels about you the way you feel about her, surely she wants to snatch this opportunity to make a good impression on your parents. Appeal to her vanity: Tell her that if she refuses to trim her undergrowth, your parents' embarrassment will keep them from appreciating her great mind and beautiful figure. Appeal to her sophistication: Since she's lived a cross-cultural life, she knows that making a small gesture can be all that's needed to keep from muffing a sensitive encounter. Appeal to her affection for you: Explain that if her pubic hair is also her public hair, you're going to want to hide in the bushes. Emphasize that you are not asking for permanent defoliation, just for an application of depilatory so that when beach time comes around and your neither European nor granola parents see her itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny bikini, their hair won't stand on end.

—Prudie

Read the rest of this weeks submitions here.

Now I must go dry up the water off my monitor and desk. Enjoy!

Ciao! xoxo

~Dissolved Girl

Have you ever seen this blog.....

The Relationship Bill? If you have not, go read it now. I almost passed out laughing reading this blog. The nerve of some people!

Ciao! xoxo

~ Dissolved Girl

Hump Day Video: The Walk of Shame

I just love this commercial! I think is because I remember taking a couple of those walks back in the day.



Until next time, Ciao! xoxo

~ Dissolved Girl

Hump Day Video: Star Wars for those that have never seen it

I thought this was hysterical and had to share with you all.

Star Wars: Retold (by someone that's never seen it) - watch more funny videos

Enjoy!!

Until next time, Ciao!! xoxoxo

~ Dissolved Girl